solid-ass:

notstalkingyou:

omg 

This x100000000000000

hadatalentforit:

History has very few truly great figures. So many of them are tarnished by violence, by unreasoning hate, by vicious ambition hidden under a facade of decency. Jack Layton was none of these things. He was the voice of the social contract in Canada, the voice of the idea…

“My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world.” - Jack Layton

fyeahalbertwesker:

desert-queen:

…Well then.

Holy shit this is awesome.

Too hilarious to not reblog.

world-shaker:

This happens almost daily.

Guilty as charged. xD

akhrati:

creative-license:

hurrito:

thegoodsonisbad:

leiaj:

tekken420:

dicksticks:

pigsareharam:

Big ol fox puppet
I can put my hand right up
Your bum. I’m sorry

oh clock radio

your stations are so perfect

i love you so much

cat furntiture, yes

with wifi router and hub

you are all i need

Dog, grey big, tail and
ears. Dog food, bones for Christmas.
Dog - Leia, Pre-K

this shitty damn lamp

what the fuck is your problem

eat my fucking dick

Old candy wrappers

they were delicious when fresh

now I want Reese’s.

Bedside table lamp

the lightbulb’s bright, burns my eyes

ow that kinda hurt

Five fucking pillows

God damn who needs that many

Oh wait. I do. Hurp.

Convection oven,
It is black and big and grey
A toaster oven

canadian-problems:

submitted by malf0y 

Tobogganing just wasn’t the same </3

minesweeperaddict:

totallynotabrony:

marthfador:

wat

I’m trying to figure out a story involving a Mexican killing a werewolf only to have a child’s skeleton pull a chestburster, and every scenario ends with “AND THEN THEY FUCKED”

The world needs more fairy tale interpretations like this.

Too cool to /not/ reblog. Kinda reminds me of Deadwood for some reason…

Seriously. Here I am, trying to write this lovely little story about people dying in a Wicker Man and I have seven tabs open so I know what a Roman wears, four on Druids, and like twenty on the Celts.

Apparently, Gaul was populated by Celtic people. It was insane and huge and made up of all kinds of tribes.

Oh but also they were rich, smart, philosophical, and amazing.

They also fought naked except they never did, they wore similar armor to hoplates.

W.T.F.

I really feel like I know more than I could possibly need to for this story, but at the same time I’m not finding any of the answers I need. Like, for one, just how barbaric were they? Wooden villages with forestry nearby, a clearing set up maybe? Or did they have well developed cities, and it’d have to be a fringe tribe for something like that to occur?

Oh and how close were the tribes, at that. Could a tribe operate separate from the others, or would they be cannibalized?

Why is part of Germany Gaul and part of Germany a group that actively battled Gaul? Did the two ever overlap?

What /exactly/ did the linen undergarment for roman soldiers look like?

So on, so forth.

I swear if I see one more map I’m going to put my fist right through the screen.

OH ALSO. ALL MY BRILLIANT AND DEEP COMPARISONS OF WICKER MAN DEATHS BEING SIMILAR TO CHRISTIANS BEING BURNED ARE GONE BECAUSE JULIUS WENT AND ASSIMILATED THEM BEFORE CHRIST.

Thanks Julius. You’re a bro. »

Don’t leave your peanut butter jars out!!